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Porsche Car Chase Ensues Because of PlayStation

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Hell hath no wrath like a… gamer without PlayStation?

Gamers love their games. I'm one of them, but I'm not quite as dedicated to my hobby as 42-year-old Darren Suchon from Lehigh township, Northampton County, Pennsylvania.

Suchon was living with his then-girlfriend Colleen Frable, who we can assume was supporting him. Suchon was unemployed and spent the days doing what we all would like to do – playing video games.

Frable wasn't pleased at how he spent his days, so one morning she unplugged his PlayStation (news reports don't make clear which generation), and took it with her to work.

Suchon wasn't having any of that, so he got into Frable's other car, a 1996 gold Porsche, chased her down, forced her off the road after rear-ending her.

Police arrived at the scene to arrest Suchon, who said he "didn't know what the big deal was."

He told police, "I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game."

Source: The Morning Call via Kotaku

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    icepick314 , October 13, 2010 2:10 PM
    WTF???

    why did that woman kept supporting that loser with house, food, PlayStation, and a Porsche?

    if I were her, that bum would have seen the street in a week at max...

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    dude846 , October 13, 2010 2:14 PM
    I need to find me a sugar momma, with a playstation AND a high-performance car under the same roof.
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    Rhynn , October 13, 2010 2:23 PM
    Pics of the woman please. Because if she's hot, life isn't fair.
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    rubix_1011 , October 13, 2010 2:05 PM
    I'm surprised they put Porsche and Playstation in the same sentence. Wasn't Porsche one of the manufacturers that didn't allow Gran Turismo to use their name and wouldn't license to them, so they had to use the 'Ruf' performance moniker, instead?
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    hairycat101 , October 13, 2010 2:07 PM
    Fist line, second sentance, really really really needs the "not" that is missing for the sentance to make since. Please fix this.
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    icepick314 , October 13, 2010 2:10 PM
    WTF???

    why did that woman kept supporting that loser with house, food, PlayStation, and a Porsche?

    if I were her, that bum would have seen the street in a week at max...

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    dude846 , October 13, 2010 2:14 PM
    I need to find me a sugar momma, with a playstation AND a high-performance car under the same roof.
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    C00lIT , October 13, 2010 2:15 PM
    What a dumbass
    And from the sound of it, he had a welthy girlfriend.
    "Frable's other car, a 1996 gold Porsche"
    Nice
    And now it's all gone... Bravo.

    "Chased her down, forced her off the road after rear-ending her."
    "I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game"... Waw.
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    Collie147 , October 13, 2010 2:17 PM
    how the hell did that guy rope a girl with two cars, one of which was a porsche?
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    Rhynn , October 13, 2010 2:23 PM
    Pics of the woman please. Because if she's hot, life isn't fair.
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    N.Broekhuijsen , October 13, 2010 2:24 PM
    Quote:
    Gamers love their games. I'm one of them, but I'm quite as dedicated to my hobby as 42-year-old Darren Suchon from Lehigh township, Northampton County, Pennsylvania.
    I think you mean that you are NOT as dedicated...

    or have you done similar things to your girlfriend?? muahahaha
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    liveonc , October 13, 2010 2:42 PM
    Sounds like the guy was a PHD (Pretty Huge D...). Woman, I will NOT get a job & you will NOT give me any attitude, or I hunt you down & take back my PlayStation!
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    wolfram23 , October 13, 2010 2:45 PM
    Damn... I could use a girlfriend like that!
    I'm sure she'd be much happier with a gamer who isn't stupid and horrendously addicted to gaming...
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    megamanx00 , October 13, 2010 2:52 PM
    OMG LOL
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    sliem , October 13, 2010 2:53 PM
    What an idiot and a loser.
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    ratman6161 , October 13, 2010 3:01 PM
    Could someone please send me this woman's phone number? I want to call her and propose marriage immediately! In return I will sign a pre-nuptial agreement stating that I will only play video games for two hours a day and that I will only drive the Porsche two hours a day and that when she gets home each day the house will be spotless, the lawn will be mowed and dinner will be on the table.

    I think that's fair!
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    Kahless01 , October 13, 2010 3:03 PM
    too many people mix up addiction and obsession. gaming is the latter. which is why it will never make it into the dsm. woman must have a lot of patience or he had something on her. this is damn funny.
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    mrmotion , October 13, 2010 3:04 PM
    whiskey tango foxtrot, over!
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    azcoyote , October 13, 2010 3:24 PM
    hairycat101Fist line, second sentance, really really really needs the "not" that is missing for the sentance to make since. Please fix this.


    LMAO. Exactly WHY are you correcting someone else? Spell check is your friend... :) 
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    N.Broekhuijsen , October 13, 2010 3:27 PM
    azcoyoteLMAO. Exactly WHY are you correcting someone else? Spell check is your friend...

    spell-check doesn't correct missing words [insert insult of choice here]!
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    cp8427 , October 13, 2010 3:28 PM
    Lol... You have absolutely no idea how women are these days. I know too many guys who don't do jack squat and end up with an extremely georgeous girl. Although, I suppose the good news here is that the girls themselves are dumb enough to get with those guys in the first place.
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    eyemaster , October 13, 2010 3:38 PM
    Pics, or it didn't happen!
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