Stealth S.S.A Pros, Cons, Verdict

By Linsey Knerl, published on September 2, 2009
Source: Tom's Guide US | Keywords: , , | Themes: Digital Entertainment

9. Stealth S.S.A Pros, Cons, Verdict

Pros: 

The Stealth S.S.A amplifies sound from a minimal volume to a mind-numbing level. There is no feedback, which is a problem with some amplifiers, and it can be quickly shut off in case there is an audio overload. It’s built sturdily and subsequent charges took fewer than four hours. The included rubber ear tips offered different size options for those with the need for a better fit inside the ear and it did look just like a Bluetooth device when worn.

Cons:

Unlike higher-priced hearing aids, the Stealth S.S.A. magnified everything. This meant that by increasing the volume to hear a whisper (like in the commercial), it also amplified the slamming door in the next room–which could be painful. Wearing the unit while talking took some getting used to, as the sound of your own voice trumped that of the sounds around you. The most impractical use of the Stealth S.S.A was outdoors, where any slight breeze made wearing it impossible. The device picked up wind noise worse than most cellular phones. Wearing the unit felt a bit clunky at times. After several adjustments, the Stealth S.S.A could be worn naturally, like a more sophisticated cellular accessory, but smaller-framed adults may have difficulty getting a good fit.

The verdict:

The Stealth S.S.A, available online at Amazon.com for around $40, has its benefits for those who truly have difficulty hearing and want to steer clear of $1,000 hearing devices. If there is only one sound to be amplified (a television set in an otherwise quiet room, for instance), it can provide maximum amplification with minimal investment. However, in many real-world applications, it is difficult to manage, even with an adequate adjustment period. We also find that the appearance of the Stealth S.S.A is a drawback. Wearing a traditional “old-person’s” hearing aid carries a bit more nobility and is more socially acceptable, than Grandpa looking like he’s wearing his clunky Bluetooth device–with no phone–at Sunday dinner.

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maddios 09/03/2009 1:48 AM
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I had never heard of the magic bullet before this, curiously looked it up on google and came across this site:

http://www.expotv.com/Magic-Bullet [...] ing/2f-ezq

figured I'd share the interesting site I came across.

major7up 09/03/2009 1:53 AM
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My girlfriend swears by our magic bullet but I dislike it in favor of a traditional blender. The blender looks more fashionable as well.

rambo117 09/03/2009 2:41 AM
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pshh, where's shamwow?? :P

djcoolmasterx 09/03/2009 3:59 AM
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or Slapchop?

dingumf 09/03/2009 9:53 AM
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rantsky 09/03/2009 12:30 PM
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Cool idea, please do more of these!

crisisavatar 09/03/2009 12:36 PM
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dingumf :
WOW NO SHAMWOW? YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS


lol seriously

r0x0r 09/03/2009 2:38 PM
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Anyone else notice the huge size of the headset on the girl on the first page?

Maybe it's for pwning noobs in Counter Strike when the boss isn't looking.

jtt283 09/03/2009 3:31 PM
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Seems to me I did some research into those electro-stimulation belts; they are just a gimmick and don't work. Yes, you feel the shocks, but it just isn't enough or the right type (not deep enough?) to make a difference.

cliffro 09/03/2009 5:18 PM
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The belts are pretty much crap, Ive tried a couple of them.....

The stuff that really works is probably too expensive for your average person. I had one used on me during Physical Therapy for my back, Turn it up enough and it looked like i was humping the table from the strong muscle contractions. It was great on slightly lower settings.

jtt283 09/03/2009 5:27 PM
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Hmmm, an auto-humper belt, "when the little blue pill isn't enough (tm)"

socrates047 09/04/2009 5:58 AM
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[quote]but smaller-framed adults may have difficulty getting a good fit/quote]
No matter how politically correct you are, that still sounds funny!. Great article I guess.

anamaniac 09/18/2009 12:03 PM
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My mother was silly enough to buy a Magic Bullet (actually a couple)... guess what, they all broke or burned out quite fast, and had a dissapointing amount of power.
what did I do? Go to the local Zellers and pickup some badass blender for $60... this thing is a beast, and it doesn't mind turning the hardest things I can throw at it into mush.

MagicBullet: Waste. Buy a real blender.

anamaniac 09/18/2009 12:12 PM
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SlenderTone Flex Go!: Walk to McDonalds instead of taking your car, fatass. They're called fruits, a healthy variation to junkfood.
I enjoy my high fat diet by being physically active... wow, what a surprise.

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