Hello Kitty Chainsaw is a Serial Killer's Dream
Seriously, we want to see this thing used as a weapon in an upcoming horror-themed game.
What better way is there to hack up friends and family than with the use of a Hello Kitty chainsaw? Now potential serial killers can really go off the deep end with a meat grinder sporting a hot pink exterior, a gold handle, and pretty little pink hearts all over the blade. Let's not forget the little Hello Kitty logo--holding an even smaller teddy bear--stamped on the side.
Although we're aware that a Hello Kitty chainsaw has nothing to do with gadgets, hardware, or games, this tool was a rather humorous find during the morning troll for news. But let's face it: this would be an awesome weapon in a horror movie or horror-based game. There's definitely potential for a psychotic antagonist donning a half-mauled Hello Kitty mask running around with this thing.
So is this a real product? That's a good question, however the image provided with this news nugget suggests that the device has actually been in use. The original post was discovered over on Hello Kitty Hell where you can find more oddball Hello Kitty news like Hello Kitty Star Wars anime, Hello Kitty Darth Vader helmet, and more weirdness.
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"What better way is there to hack up friends and family than with the use of a Hello Kitty chainsaw?"
Sorry, this is just bad taste.
...this tool was a rather humorous find during the morning troll for news... The original post was discovered over on Hello Kitty Hell...
lol... What kind of person is trolling "Hello Kitty Hell" for morning news? =P
I guess someone's been playing doom lately...
"What better way is there to hack up friends and family than with the use of a Hello Kitty chainsaw?"Sorry, this is just bad taste.
Bad taste maybe, but I think my friends and family would appreciate the irony of being sawed apart with a Hello Kitty chainsaw. I know I would.
What the FUCK?!
What the FUCK?!
Looks like an art piece to me, someone took an old chainsaw and painted it up. Very nice.
Hello Kitty is NOT an art!
It'll be in Left 4 Dead III
bad taste? really? it's a joke. and i'd be willing to bet that the majority of gamers on this site will be familiar with games such as doom, and other horror/sci-fi games. so it's basically a play on gamers that love using the chainsaws/melee weapons. plus it does look pretty badass.
this is so wrong.
It'll be in Left 4 Dead III
So we'll see it in about 5 months then?
That is about a Circa 1950 chainsaw. So yea I am sure it was used.
nice photoshop work. really like the i love you across the business end.
Bad taste indeed.
Shame on you guys and shame on the author of this article for suggesting that you "... hack up friends and family... with the use of a Hello Kitty chainsaw".
Nothing like slaughtering your enemy with kit that says "I love you" on it.
Why does everyone assume a chainsaw will be used on humans instead of trees? Maybe there are girls out there that want to mow down rain forests in style
Is this supposed to be an attempt at a little dark humor?
lol... What kind of person is trolling "Hello Kitty Hell" for morning news? =P
Apparently reporters from Tom’s
nice photoshop work. really like the i love you across the business end.
You always hurt the ones you love
EXCELLENT article. (y)
So we'll see it in about 5 months then?
I have to give you credit; that is the truth.
wOw. I could easily imagine one of the Juiced up women from the old American Gladiators dressed in a Hello Kitty Rockability Kitty Halloween Costume using the chainsaw to chew up her prey in a video game.
MeOW in da Mix Babyeee!
Sleim, are you stupid, an idiot, or a moron? You sure make some of the dumbest comments here.
Bad taste maybe, but I think my friends and family would appreciate the irony of being sawed apart with a Hello Kitty chainsaw. I know I would.
If someone hacked my family apart with a hello kitty chainsaw I would take even more offense to it. Although this article is as amusing to read as it is... I agree it's just a bit over the top. Don't care what anyone thinks about that either.
Jajajaj! Nononono! by far the best thing i saw(haha) today!!!
although I dot get it how did the search for news ended up in Hello kitty Hell. I don't know if a horror movie it's gonna cut, but where are scary movie producers when we need a new movie! RWaaaaGwn!!!
I think I saw this on Axmen last night.
Hmm, chainsaws cause too much damage to bodies, hard to get a decent piece of flesh off of them afterwards.
So when Tom's runs out of news, they post photoshops? When I want to look at photoshops I go to Fark, so I guess from now on when I want to hear about computers I go to Anandtech.
In other news, it was reportedly to be used in the sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So far it is known that the titled will be called The Tokyo Chainsaw Massacre: Kitties Gone Wild.
Goodbye Kitty.