Vuvuzela Hero Should Never Be a Reality
Ngggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr...
The instrument made famous by the 2010 World Cup will become star "attraction" of its own Guitar-Hero-style game. Vuvuzela Hero works pretty much like its more famous couneterpart: press the buttons at the right time to create some "sweet music".
Just kidding. The prospect of clueless users buzzing reality out on gaming consoles and smartphones is scary enough, but InserteNombreRandom decided to give the world a taste of hell. Check out the fake gameplay video below, and pray that no developer or publisher decides it's a potential money-maker.
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"Ngggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr..."
Woah, watch it with the racism Tom's Hardware!
Just think if Vuvuzelas actually made the sound of "NNNNgggeeerr" I bet all those blacks wouldn't be blowing them then.
don't you hate it when you go to a Vuvuzela concert and a game of football breaks out
Nothing in the world makes me want to phyically harm someone more than a Vuvuzela.
Vuvuzela playing allows you to understand Justifiable Homicide.
No matter how hard I try to pronounce it, all I can come up with is laaaaaawwwwwwssssssuuuuuuuuiiiiiittt.
lol wtf!?? hahahaahaha:
Ngggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr? Really toms? First was that picture in the cell phone tracking article then this. Im beginning to think these are more than 'accidents'
I love vuvuzela!
Wow, I'm taking a screen-shot of this before its taken down!
Wow, classic.
Rico better start filling out some applications and organizing his resume...
Just think if Vuvuzelas actually made the sound of "NNNNgggeeerr" I bet all those blacks wouldn't be blowing them then.
No, for some reason whites are the only thing that makes that sound, and I'm pretty sure blacks aren't blowing them either. Pretty blond white girls sure don't have a problem blowing them though.
The sub-title makes this one of the most hilarious Tom's post ever! I laugh every time I read this and think "how the hell didn't Rico see that when he was writing the article"
I.. don't understand why people have such a problem with the vuvuzelas... some people are being downright racist in their reaction to it. ESPECIALLY Europeans. So much for being progressive.
I.. don't understand why people have such a problem with the vuvuzelas... some people are being downright racist in their reaction to it. ESPECIALLY Europeans. So much for being progressive.
How is hating the sound a vuvuzels makes racist at all? Not liking particular sounds or instruments makes someone racist? You need to read the definition on racism, sir.
For the title, you probably should have done something like:
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i dont get the animosity towards vuvuzelas. I think they rock. I bought one. scares the crap out of the dog. and the neighbor's dog as well.
i dont get the animosity towards vuvuzelas. I think they rock. I bought one. scares the crap out of the dog. and the neighbor's dog as well.
By some super sleuthing, I've deciphered the code, and have come to the conclusion that you are Jewish. Ask any Nazi, and I'm certain he/she would tell you that you are not white. I think you can tell if you're white if you hear the vuvuzela, and it makes you go into a vitriol spouting moron, whether it be on article comments section of the internets, or in real life. But if you can hear the sound without bitching and moaning about such a non-issue, then you must clearly be a non-white.
"Ngggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr..."Woah, watch it with the racism Tom's Hardware!
Racism? What exactly do you mean? Or something is wrong in your own head?
Mad props to the hypno-toad in the video!!!
The vuvuzela is an annoying piece of instrument.
WTF???
Racism? What exactly do you mean? Or something is wrong in your own head?
Go in front of your house and say that word 3 times loud and clear.
i dont get the animosity towards vuvuzelas. I think they rock. I bought one. scares the crap out of the dog. and the neighbor's dog as well.
It is totally ruining the football experience, first time I saw the world cup on mute.
I am happy that you found it useful as an animal repeller, although i would keep an eye for a sneak attack from the neighbor's dog.
Bravo..Bravo..
The writers name 'rico' makes this sound more like gang wars.
It is totally ruining the football experience, first time I saw the world cup on mute.I am happy that you found it useful as an animal repeller, although i would keep an eye for a sneak attack from the neighbor's dog.
I'm going to get thumbed down for this, but, the crying nancy boy antics of the players is ruining the experience. World cup is the worst football.
To all the vuvuzela-hater-haters, yes they may be a nice piece of South African culture, but I'd prefer it stay in South Africa, not be streamed to my TV when I just want to watch a good game of soccer. I personally own a vuvuzela, courtesy of a parent of mine trying to get their kid a gift related to an awesome sport, and holy crap they are loud. If I was physically at a game, I would have to wear earplugs or leave, especially if the guy behind me didn't feel like putting his down.
To wrap up, I don't have anything against the vuvuzela itself, but in the future, please avoid encouraging everybody to buy something that makes noise. Make a world cup flag, or official world cup binoculars or something that will still add to people's enjoyment without taking away anybody else's.
Nothing in the world makes me want to phyically harm someone more than a Vuvuzela.
HAHA LOL, the best
don't you hate it when you go to a Vuvuzela concert and a game of football breaks out
HAHA LOL, the best
this was meant for u, not the other guy
No, for some reason whites are the only thing that makes that sound, and I'm pretty sure blacks aren't blowing them either. Pretty blond white girls sure don't have a problem blowing them though.
You're an idiot. The ones who you refer to are the sluts of the white race. Everyone knows that.
hey, at least they censored the Ngggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr.
You're an idiot. The ones who you refer to are the sluts of the white race. Everyone knows that.
You're joking right? That couldn't possibly have been serious, no.
You're an idiot. The ones who you refer to are the sluts of the white race. Everyone knows that.
Well he already said blacks aren't saying it, and we already know THAT'S not true.