Screaming Teenage Girls are Faster than Segway
Segways don't go that fast, dude.
Ah, the Segway – it's the mode of transportation for those with better things to do other than walk. Gob from Arrested Development presented to us the practical uses of a Segway and the Woz showed us a real life example.
Now Justin Bieber demonstrates for us that the Segway, while a wonderful mode of transport, is not a getaway vehicles – at least not if you're trying to get away from screaming teenage girls.
Check out this video shot outside a Glendale, AZ mall.
Justin Bieber Tries to Escape Screaming Girls
Now only if the good people of Glendale could be more enthusiastic towards the Phoenix Coyotes.Move them back to Winnipeg!
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FROM WHERE did those zombie girls show up all of a sudden??? omg, i think its also close to a police station!
*Sergeant* Fire @ those zombies!
PLEASE move them back to Winnipeg.
well if we killed him, we wouldn't have this problem.
oh and SMH at the older women chasing this kid. SMH ppl get so caught with fame.
Yes, agreed move the Coyotes back to Winnipeg.
And what straight guy would be wanting to run away from some of those girls.
"Justin Bieber almost gets trampled-Glendale AZ July 25, 2010"
I was really hoping for:
"Justin Bieber gets trampled-Glendale AZ July 25, 2010"
so sad...
its so much harder to run away on a segway than to run from a segway, atleast running away you can escape on a staircase, running away on one they can trap you near a stairwell and you are doomeddd!!!
If i were 16 and had 12/13 year olds girls chasing me, i would definitely keep running
Will someone initiate an internet-wide ban on justin bieber please? Thanks.
What they don't show is the cute guy he's trying to catch.
Doh.
If that kid's straight, this is what we in the business call a "non-problem".
Justin Bieber has alerted the horde.
If i were 16 and had 12/13 year olds girls chasing me, i would definitely keep running
AGREED!!! LOL.
Is this DLC for Left 4 Dead?
It would be a crime to kill Bieber, but letting her live is a crime towards music and human sensibility.
Thank you Dean Kamen for making the Segaway so slow
What they don't show is the cute guy he's trying to catch.
This made my day. Thank you sir. ^_^
Is this DLC for Left 4 Dead?
please let us take his head off with both barrels.
valve - are you reading? get it done!
Was he hugged to death in the end?
... when brainless girls are chasing ad untalented, soulless guy... a sad picture...
Can anybody explain to me why this kid gets so much attention? Is he good at what he does? No. Is he particularly cute/attractive? I dont think so (then again I am a guy). It makes no sense T_T
"in the year two thousand...in the year two thousand!!!"- "Justin Bieber" will replace the word "douche" in the english language... "in the year two thousand...in the year two thousand!!!"
Justin Bieber has alerted the horde.
nah, the swarm where's kerrigan? trying to kill him probably.
Justin Bieber has alerted the horde.
You could swear that there was a spawn point around the corner or something. It could be a multiplayer mod that your the zombies(he he)
[(Zombie horde detected)]
:Achevment unlocked!(Killing Justin Bieber 1,695,333 times!)
n00balator: lol
miky53: lets play again XD!!!
ravensharpless: Slaughter time lol
This was just a bad vehicle choosing. The apropriated ride to run from these girls is a Hummer.
This was just a bad vehicle choosing. The apropriated ride to run from these girls is a Hummer.
It would be appropriate if there was a pipe bomb in the Hummer. That way, Justin Bieber goes too.
Seriously, if there is a mod for this on L4D2, I'll actually buy it.
BEIBER RAEG.
one day I heard about justen biber, i did some search...
found stuff made me lose my pride as a human being.
i wish that day come back so i can unlearn what i have learned.
i liked the fact that a couple girls themselves in a frantic frenzy either fell down or got knocked down, but they got right back up and kept screaming and chasing.
what is wrong with our youth.
Why did you post a picture of one of the girls giving a peace sign whilst wearing her grandma's purple cardigan? I wanted to see Justin Beiber dammit!