These Ringtones from Japan Can Clean Your Nose
Rintones that will force pollen out of your nose cavity.
Ever wake up in a fresh Spring morning to find your nose so full of unwanted stuff that it's a wonder you didn't suffocate overnight? According to a report from Asiajin, Japan Ringing Tone Laboratory (JRTL) has discovered a way to rid humans of that annoying snottiness by using a mobile phone and special ringtones.
The collection, called "Haba Sukkiri Melody," will make the nose resonate at the same frequency with pollens adherent inside your nasal cavity. Eventually the ringtones-- using 27 variations of frequency from 420 Hz to 1070 Hz-- will force the pollens to fall right out of your nose.
JRTL's ringtone suite can be accessed by heading here via the Index Corporation of Japan. JRTL is also developing other ringtones to help with sleeplessness, scaring crows, beautifying skin, and dating skills.
Go figure.
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Wow... the japs are always coming up with these crazy ideas.eh?
step 1, have someone call you
step 2, insert the phone into your nose
step 3,...
Um, no thanks.
Dating skills? I don't believe there is a frequency that will help you with that.
Sweet heart, for tonight to be a success I need you to call my cell phone please resonate the sex part of our brains?
This brings custom ring tones to identify your caller to a whole new level. LOL
I hope they create a ring tone to stimulate hair growth. *crosses fingers*
Nose stuffed?
There's an App for that!
I hope they create a ring tone to stimulate hair growth. *crosses fingers*
I hope they create a ring tone to do the complete opposite *crosses every limb*
I can tell just by the man pictured in the screencap that this is the real deal....that dude ain't playin'
step 1, have someone call youstep 2, insert the phone into your nosestep 3,...
4, Have friend take photo
5, Create internet meme from said photo
6, ?????
7, PROFIT!
So, you need to know japan to get your hands on these? Where can a regular guy get these?!?
Finally, my requirements for a Crow scaring ringtone will be adressed!
Never again shall those feathered bastards steal my glasses.
But we need a proof that works...
Dr. Ho colon cleaning system is still a gimmick
I would have to see it to believe it.
They have to be kidding right? I mean really...
I want mp3!!!help download