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Company Only Hires Naked Female Web Coders

- By - Source : TG Daily

If you're a web coder, female, and like to walk around naked in public, then Nude House has a job for you!

Let's be honest: working alongside co-workers who are sitting buck-naked in the seat next to yours would be distracting-- more than distracting in some cases. Getting any work done would be next to impossible whether the co-worker was attractive or not. That said, a British firm is currently looking for female web coders who have no problem baring their assets in a working environment.

While the craigslist listing for the coding positions have been removed, the Nude House website doesn't hide a thing, clearly revealing itself as a 100-percent Nudist establishment. Clothing, it seems, is not only not an option, but banned altogether inside its walls. Owner Chris Taylor indicates that he's currently looking for a partner, sales manager (preferably female), salespeople (men and women), and web-coders (girls only).

"Those in Nude-House.com will be a company entirely composed of Nudists - males and females - who work selling software solutions to their customers' problems," reads the company website. "They all work totally nude and only dress when they leave the offices and undress when they arrive at the offices. This will be the first office location in the world dedicated to the practice of Nudism - providing a safe and comfortable environment to utilize their pleasure at the same time as earning very well from their skills."

Taylor's company page has no problems indicating that he's favoring female employees. Why? Because he'd rather look at breasts than a man's family inheritance. "I don't want to look at men," he said, following up on the website by saying the company pays very well and "everyone will enjoy themselves."

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Prince_Porter 05/14/2011 1:00 AM
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I support this, Chris Taylor for President.

mayne92 05/14/2011 1:02 AM
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Because he'd rather look at breasts than a man's family inheritance. "I don't want to look at men," he said,"

LMFAO! Oh man. That made my day! I can completely agree with that statement!

sliem 05/14/2011 1:04 AM
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Nice...

squallypie 05/14/2011 1:05 AM
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My God this is stupid! But i will have ( and still do ) said the very same thing about homosexuality if i lived a century back.... same way "nudism" can also be a common social practice unless people use their brains.

robochump 05/14/2011 1:11 AM
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Some horny rich guy finding new ways to get the ladies.... lol

Anonymous 05/14/2011 1:19 AM
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Hmmmm.... From my experience as a web coder, I wasn't aware that there were any women in that field...

milktea 05/14/2011 1:22 AM
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Wonder if this company would be Anonymous next target?

tacoslave 05/14/2011 1:33 AM
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shemale_web_coder :
Hmmmm.... From my experience as a web coder, I wasn't aware that there were any women in that field...



closest thing would probably be a shemale?

theshonen8899 05/14/2011 1:33 AM
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Don't wear clothes! Clothes are restrictive! Clothes are for modern people who shun the way God made us! That's why we invite you to take off your clothes and do what nature intended for you to do: program.

SoiledBottom 05/14/2011 1:38 AM
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Looking at the picture for this article I see one potential problem here.....If the ladies lean to far over there keyboards there maybe one or two extra keystrokes by mistake

sweatlaserxp 05/14/2011 1:49 AM
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The only problem I see is that computer science doesn't exactly seem to attract beautiful women...

pclee 05/14/2011 1:53 AM
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Sounds like a crack factory to me.

Anonymous 05/14/2011 2:09 AM
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Hello lawsuit

gerchokas 05/14/2011 2:18 AM
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WTF

I'd sue them myself...

memadmax 05/14/2011 2:29 AM
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original, but bad taste....

dalethepcman 05/14/2011 2:35 AM
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I agree with PcLee this sounds like the programers version of a cocaine processing facility, only they are coding the next evercrack instead.

ChipsShot 05/14/2011 2:40 AM
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Taylor will be broke and in jail by this time next year - I'll cover all bets.

Homeboy2 05/14/2011 2:42 AM
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In America you can't advertise specifically for men or women, Its against the law

ravewulf 05/14/2011 2:46 AM
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Sexist. Naked male coders should be allowed too.

Quote :"I don't want to look at men," ... and "everyone will enjoy themselves."

You just KNOW there is going to be sexual harassment issues with this guy.

Repelsteeltje 05/14/2011 2:51 AM
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It is against the law to advertise specifically for men or women in Europe too (special fields excepted). No matter how much I like the idea of naked women, anywhere, at any time, this guy sounds like a creep and a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.

This is either a very bad commercial stunt or a lousy joke. We would need more pictures to study the graveness of this matter, though...

ravewulf 05/14/2011 2:56 AM
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Besides, there's no way he's an actual nudist. If he was he would have no problem being around other naked men. He's definitely a sketchy perv

ChipsShot 05/14/2011 2:59 AM
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He didn't say he had a problem with being around other naked men, Wolfy, he said he didn't want to look at other men.

It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand.

ravewulf 05/14/2011 3:25 AM
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ChipsShot :
...It's a [heterosexual/straight] man thing, you wouldn't understand.



Fixed :)

wild9 05/14/2011 3:30 AM
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Quote :Taylor's company page has no problems indicating that he's favoring female employees. Why? Because he'd rather look at breasts than a man's family inheritance. "I don't want to look at men," he said, following up on the website by saying the company pays very well and "everyone will enjoy themselves."


Some questions that spring to mind:

1) What makes him think they want to look at his anatomy, including bits happy to see a naked member of the opposite sex?

2) What if there is a fire or other emergency?

3) For God's sake don't spill coffee there.

xD

Anonymous 05/14/2011 3:45 AM
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What does casual Friday look like?

JOSHSKORN 05/14/2011 4:27 AM
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Applying right now. I can think of a few positions I'd like to fill.

hoofhearted 05/14/2011 4:27 AM
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I wonder if there is a weight limit?

NuclearShadow 05/14/2011 4:56 AM
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While I do not know of the legality behind the whole naked work thing I guess if the terms are presented and agreed to before actually being hired it may very well be legal. I am also not
aware of what consists in British discrimination laws. However if they at-least match America's
then he is breaking the law, you are not allowed to discriminate based on gender basically any man who applies to this job could not only very well sue him but he is likely to be fined on top of it. Can any Brit confirm if your laws cover this issue as well?


bugo30 05/14/2011 6:03 AM
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I predict it will fail just because its only product is a really hokey image hotspot thing that they are trying to sell for $4000.
http://graphic-links.com/

Anonymous 05/14/2011 6:09 AM
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Clothing is necessary for proper protection, hygiene, and support. No one wants to see a woman's breasts after gravity and movement have damaged the ligaments due to her not wearing a bra. Plus there are the issues with posture and back pain. And you may as well throw out the furniture after everyone's had their bare arses on it. Also, without clothing there is nothing to protect you from spills, scrapes, or prods.

utengineer 05/14/2011 6:18 AM
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Nude women need jobs too! Ha, these girls are just plugging hot-spot code on website images. Not hard or difficult. This guy provides them the toolkit. I imagine lunch breaks are "nice."