PICTURED: Darth Vader Robbing Long Island Bank
Darth Vader has robbed a bank and is on the run.
So an evil Sith Lord walks into a bank and he says to the teller, he says, "My Tie Fighter is parked outside and she's basically running on empty. Be a dear and fill up the bags with bundles of money that isn't rightfully mine so I can fill up the tank and be on my way?"
At least, that's how I'm assuming it went down, because when you're dressed as Darth Vader and brandishing a handgun, there's probably not a lot of people who'll say no to you. Gothamist reports that a man in a cape and Darth Vader mask entered a Chase bank branch in Setauket at around 11:30 a.m. yesterday. He walked up to the teller and demanded cash. As soon as he'd gotten all the money from the drawer, he fled east through the carpark of the bank.
According to CNN, the 6-foot caped criminal has yet to be apprehended and Suffolk County police are still searching for him.
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You wanna rob a bank? Do it in style...
poor choice of weapon....should have used the lightsaber.
Vader shot first.
lol this is hilarious
the "real" vader would have force-lifted the vault and force-choked the teller named luke. "luke, I am your robber"
When he robbed the bank, he said to the clerk, 'I am your father......!!!!!!!!!'
and how could he be caught? he's already resting in his death star by now
I wouldn't want to be the one to call the police.
"Hello, Police Department".
"Hi, we've just been robbed by Darth Vadar".
Click
Replacing 2 Death Star's ain't cheap!
i THINK we I rob a bank, Im gonna do it in a Homer Simpsons Custom
i THINK we I rob a bank, Im gonna do it in a Homer Simpsons Custom
Buddyy! then they'll think your stupid and smash your head with a stapler!! hahaha
This was a good idea, who would question darth vader! rofl!! this is epic.
I like the above comments! they make me LOL!!
Buddyy! then they'll think your stupid and smash your head with a stapler!! hahahaThis was a good idea, who would question darth vader! rofl!! this is epic.I like the above comments! they make me LOL!!
Your right, I think Obama mask would be a better solution, besides he's the president.
Or maybe Michael Jackson, no one would dare to kill something that came out of the Thriller
How else is he gonna pay Yoda for Luke's unfinished "Jedi lessons"?
Your right, I think Obama mask would be a better solution, besides he's the president.Or maybe Michael Jackson, no one would dare to kill something that came out of the Thriller
C'mon, everyone knows that ninjas are the best bank robbers. Please...
You think he would have used "the force". Obviously he's a reh-tard.
C'mon, everyone knows that ninjas are the best bank robbers. Please...
I miss playing GTA
Vader was only driven to this crime because the Emporer had secretly built an ATM into Vader's chest and he was going to surprise him with the PIN right after he converted Luke to the dark side.
The imperial march theme song playing in the background would have made this really funny
The comments on the CNN story were hilarious. Some highlights:
1. Teller - "I will NOT give you all the money!"
DV - "You will give me the money"
Teller - "I will give you the money"
2. "You have failed me Chase Manhattan, for the last time."
3. "I find your lack of funds disturbing..... "
4. The Empire Strikes Bank
5. Looks like the Federation is in recession too.
6. Give the guy a break, he has twins to support.
7. I thought Dick Cheney was still in the hospital?
Like Vader is still on earth dumb police. Maybe you should look in the Degobah galaxy.
looks like the guy in the second picture was force choked... guy shoulda watched the movies he'd have known better.
LOL What a ******* poser! Literally.
DV cape is not blue, fail.
He should have sold the deathstar blueprint if he is desperate for money.
The force is strong with this robber.
I bet R2D2 is piloting his get away vehicle. That would be epic.
ROFL!
i hope he gets away with it
The police
The police force is not with you.
poor choice of weapon....should have used the lightsaber.
Vader was using a Glock it appears from the picture. Not a poor choice. So the guy was willing to spend decent money on a decent hand gun. So police aren't looking for a guy who's used to being poor. Then again, he also wasted money on a Darth Vader costume. So again, he's not dirt poor normally.
Your right, I think Obama mask would be a better solution, besides he's the president.Or maybe Michael Jackson, no one would dare to kill something that came out of the Thriller
Except, Michael Jackson is both dead, and his doctor supposedly murdered him by administering too much medication...