Meatbag, meet your new fitness and training AI overlord, Carrot. The Carrot Fit app is built around the 7-minute workout idea, but double charged with humor and snark. The sadistic AI Carrot will lead you through "7 minutes of hell", complete with wry commentary and hilariously titled exercises such as Celebrity Face Punching and Dragon Mating Dances. In addition to the workouts, the Carrot Fit comes with an Apple Watch app, a weight log, BMI calculator, workout reminders and mini-rewards. When the Robot Apocalypse begins, you will be ready.