Source: Tom's Guide US | Keywords: SexBox, Game, Console, MMOG, Trademark | Themes: Digital Entertainment, Audio/Video Players
Silicon Xtal Corporation has filed a patent for an AO gaming console.
Trademark hounds have discovered that Silicon Xtal Corporation, an integrated circuit manufacturer located in San Jose, California, has registered the name SexBox with the U.S. Patent Office. If the name doesn't indicate it's purpose, here's the patent description to provide a clearer picture: a video gaming console comprised of computer hardware with unique controls which plays Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles. That's right, a game console that plays adult-oriented games and media.
Wait, but there's more. According to the filing, the naughty gaming console will have access to associated adult-oriented content and entertainment through "interactive adult communities." There's also mention of movie rentals, massively multiplayer online games, and "more as technology evolves." The company even tries to beef up its image, stating on its website that Microsoft's Xbox 360 and many Nvidia video cards actually use its circuit designs.
Currently Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo do not allow AO rated games on past and present gaming consoles, and retail outlets usually do not sell AO-rated games whatsoever. As Siliconera points out, AO titles such as Indigo Prophecy: Director's Cut are traditionally sold and distributed online.
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I'm pretty sure the Japanese already got the market cornered on this one. There are just so many things wrong that someone can say about this. I mean "sexbox"? We are doomed I say, doomed.
Wait, but there's more.
Dangit, Kevin. You need to watch more infomercials. It's "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"
You wonder why there are so few pornographic games out there. Their "programmers" can't type two lines of code without feeling the urge to masturbate. I reckon you'd get pretty sore after a few weeks of production.
At least the PS3 will finally have more games than somebody.
FIRST!
package a non-annoying fleshlight, and im sold.
WOMEN FTL
(i just had to) but can it play crysex?
Holy crap, why didn't anyone think of this before? That console will probably be the #1 selling console for months.
Fleshlight combined with some sort of Wii type controller.... lol
Ohhhh yeaahhh I'm almost at the high score.... oh man.... lol
will it have usb dildo and blow job attachment? Ha people are hard up!!!
"There's also mention of movie rentals, massively multiplayer online games, and "more as technology evolves.""
I see a new genre emerging here - MMORGY - lol
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!!! oh right.....
a video gaming console comprised of computer hardware with unique controls which plays Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles.
OH LORDAY!!
Great all we need is a World of Sexcraft MMO.
I already have one of these. Its called a PC.
Truthfully I'm surprised nobody ever did that before now. Most sex toys aren't cheap to start from so why not a console? As for controllers, just combine existing toys with something similar to project natale and you got yourself a seller.
" unique controls "- o.0....so this must mean a dildo/vibrator/fleshlight attachments
As for #1 selling consol, I think it will be a big hit with the college groups and just-broke-up groups XD
Question: Do you think companies that have stuff made with them (like ms) will be angered by the company for associating them with this kind of a product?
I really hope they don't enter the used games market.
My only problem with these is that the USB powered vibrators just aren't powerful enough, I likes it rough...
Maybe they'll update the old Commodore 64 game, "Stroker"
(i just had to) but can it play crysex?
Holy crap! that is the best comment yet.
If this doesn't bring in 3D technology nothing will.
Wasn't there a simpson's episode about having a turn with the sex box? With the VCR????
-PM
Or was it Family Guy? When Peter gave away all the christmas presents.......
And I though some Mature games were involving a little too much blood... I think we need a new NAKED DOOM game...
I think Jack Thompson is going to soil himself.
LULZ they actually patented that wow.
This is a blissful day. ^_^
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It was Simpsons. It was Cletus and her name was Sony
They'll get the game out 'Wii-wii fit', it'll teach you to last longer with a real, warm, living human...
Not that it'll ever happen if you need a sexbox
talk about playing a FPS with the Big Heads or (insert whatever here) Cheat on
(i just had to) but can it play crysex?
That's old now. What about Cryostasex?
Does it go with a sex controller?
o_O
i wonder if it has 3d cpability
the posibilities.......