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iPad App Remedies Premature Ejaculation (Really?)

There are a lot of useless applications in Apple's App Store. Whether the following falls into that category probably hinges on whether or not it works. Dubbed 'Control Premature Ejaculation HD,' the app is described by Recombu as a "serious medical application."

The £2.99 ($4.99) app features British hypnotist Darren Marks and promises to turn you into a great lover by teaching you to "take control of your mind and body."

"Anxiety plays a big role in sexual problems and can sometimes produce an almost phobic response of fear. This application, created by Darren Marks, one of the UKs leading and most effective hypnotherapists, builds on his very popular free app Relax Completely and is designed to help you to begin to reprogram your mind to feel comfortable, confident, competent and in control during sexual activity. The aim is for you to learn how to relax, breathe naturally and feel really good about those situations."

The features of the app include "a powerful hypnosis audio session for controlling premature ejaculation" and a choice of relaxing video animations to run with the audio programs, as well as addition tips for avoiding premature ejaculation.

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  • extremepcs
    I have a better cure - 15 years of marriage!
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  • _Cubase_
    I see they are finally addressing the epidemic plaguing most Apple fanatics.
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  • bustapr
    Interesting, I might need it (hopefully not)in a few decades.

    Is there an App to make my penis larger...
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  • _Cubase_
    Or even better, the App simply has a picture of Steve Jobs saying: "avoid holding it that way".
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  • eddieroolz
    Only in Apple-land.
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  • "Or even better, the App simply has a picture of Steve Jobs saying: "avoid holding it that way"."

    that might stop all ejaculation though...
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  • stingstang
    _cubase_I see they are finally addressing the epidemic plaguing most Apple fanatics.I love you
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  • house70
    LOL

    I guess Jane drew the short stick on who was supposed to write this article...
    But... really? No other news available?
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  • seriousazn
    _cubase_I see they are finally addressing the epidemic plaguing most Apple fanatics.omg rofl xD...
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  • JamesSneed
    If the app is used on the iPad it stops intercourse completely.
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