MS Genuine Advantage & Malicious Software Removal Tool

JUNK!
Windows Genuine Advantage Tool (GAT)
and Windows Malicious Software Removal Tools (MSRT)
they are complete junk!

These are tracer programs that run on your system, slow it down and cause crashes. I have experienced major slow downs in start up when I "updated this critical security update - which is nothing of the sort. I tracked this down on my home system and kicked its butt to the curb, and problem solved.

Not only that, these weasel MALWARE programs periodically "phone home" to MS with your user information! Did you say MS could use your internet connection and send your personal information to them?!?

The MSRT had a BETA version of the GAT program embedded within it, only revealed by MS because it is causing BLUE SCREENS and system crashes! Did you want BETA software installed on your machine from the Windows Update Site?

How about treated like a Pirate, "aye matey" 20% of the 75,000,000 pirates Micorsoft caught - weren't pirates at all. They were false positives reported BY Microstiff's sweet A$$ GAT... FIFTEEN MILLION! Gee thanks!(?) I wanted to be treated like a pirate AFTER you actually WERE A LITTLE PUNK and weaseled this MALWARE on my system.

As a system builder, I LOVE having to support systems that crash due to viri and malware... I lOOOOOOve it! Especially when they are from my favorite facist oligopoly weasel Microsoft. I mean, I can put up with it when it's on a site with free pictures of the Cat in the Hat naked or warez something, what do you expect... but when you go to A TRUSTED SITE FROM A SUPPOSED TRUSTED PUBLISHER and get slammed with this crap it's unreal and should be subject to federal fines.

The ONLY way the crap is going to stop is with HUGE penalties and possibly severe public beatings. I am all for it. For the writer of the code and anyone who distributes it. So lets get the federal government to go drag Willie Gates on onto the steps of Micoshrimp and give him 40 lashes with a cat-o'-nine-tails and have him personally write EVERYONE a check for $1.09 for their hassles and civil rights violation like Steve Martin in "the Jerk. Pretty fitting I think.