Barry Gerber = CEO of Creative Labs?

There was a post suggesting that the author of the "IPod" article is in fact the CEO of Creative Labs. This in, in fact, not true. The CEO of Creative Labs is a rather sinister individual originally from Singapore named Sim Wong Hoo. The author of the article is not originally from Singapore, and not named Sim Wong Hoo. However: both are sinister. Another little known connection is that one of the author's sons published a single issue of a magazine funded by Mr. Sim Wong Hoo. The magazine was originally to be called either Mr. Simm, or possibly, Pummel Lactate. Only one issue was produced, however, because all the office equipment at the magazine was stolen by a pansexual cyber gang whose members traded the valuable memory chips for methamphetamines. Believe it or not, all this is true.