Why are suicides linked to music purchases?

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In article <1107900066.970948.288460@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
<usenet69@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I was reading an article which said that a person who suddenly buys a
> large number of CD's has a high likelyhood of suicide within the next 3
> months. WHy do you suppose this is true?
>
Kill yourself and then you can ask them
err.

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In article <36v44sF57i5u8U1@individual.net>,
"L David Matheny" <ldmnews1@netassoc.net> wrote:
> <usenet69@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > I was reading an article which said that a person who suddenly buys
> > a large number of CD's has a high likelyhood of suicide within the next
> > 3 months. WHy do you suppose this is true?
> >
> If something inside snaps and puts a person on the verge of suicide,
> I suspect a CD spending spree might seem less worrisome than it
> normally would. Or maybe it's just a last attempt to cheer up.

I suppose its not such an unusual thing to do when you are trying to
recover from having your urine come out like yogurt that morning. Yep,
some Dixie Chicks and Skinny Puppy will clear that RIGHT UP.

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to watch or listen to horrible events,
this constant stream of ghastly impressions
will deprive even the most delicate among us
of all respect for humanity.
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Exit, pursued by a bear.
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no more money...

God bless the RIAA!


On 8 Feb 2005 14:01:06 -0800, usenet69@hotmail.com quipped and warbled
and generally subthunk:

>I was reading an article which said that a person who suddenly buys a
>large number of CD's has a high likelyhood of suicide within the next 3
>months. WHy do you suppose this is true?

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Probably because they bought so much Hilary Duff and Ashley Simpson.


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> I was reading an article which said that a person who suddenly buys a
> large number of CD's has a high likelyhood of suicide within the next 3
> months. WHy do you suppose this is true?
>
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