Where is the Universe's Server Farm?

If it were up your ass you would know where it was!

It's in some dweeb's basement who has too much time on his hands, no girlfriend, and technologically challenged parents who have way more money then brains.

It's in Bangalore, India. They are running custom built FORTRAN 77 apps under DOS 2.0 on a mix of 8086 and 80286 processors.

Yeah, right. I have it from a very reliable source that the server farm covers the surface of Saturn's moon Europa. You know that probe they sent? It's not looking for life, it's upgrading the server farm to slow down the expansion of the universe.

And life came from Martian aliens that inadvertently hitched a ride on a comet when it crashed into their house while they were watching CSI: Olympus Mons. Don't you know anything?

Your source is ill informed. Saturn doesnt have a moon named Europa.

I beg to differ. The comet made it's next stop in the present-day Gulf of Mexico, wiping out dinosaurs (come on, you can't really consider them alive, can you?) and any shark not in the Indian Ocean. By the time the sharks made it to the Martians, they were already living in caves with fire, making cave-paintings of CSI: Neanderthal.

Bah. The Martians had survived interplanetary travel plastered to the front of a comet. A little change in the air made them sneeze, that's all. The other life may have died, but you gotta remember these Martians directly gave rise to Americans - there wasn't much they didn't eat.

Look Again!!

Yet, another meaningless thread by you.
I would never!

Whatever flava of weed you're smoking, I want it.

Ditch or skunk... tough choice.

We don't want to hear about your romantic adventures, thank you very much.

Really?

Wow.

Damn, dude. I thought I had the THG title of Threadjacker Supreme, but you don't just take threads into absurdity, you start them. RCPilot should put you over his knee and give you a good spankin'! 8)

stay off the drugs please,
this was your previous topic:

"If Jesus or another significant religious figure(you choose)"

dude?

easy cant be anywhere other than the centre of the universe or the location of the original big bang i.e the point from which the universe is expanding. in regards to what type of server it is it certainly isnt a data server as there would be nothing to store (hmm unless you class a black hole as constantly absorbing data) more like a massive supercomputer calculating the gravitational pull for the universe. however every single object in the universe has a gravitational pull dependant upon its mass radius and the square of the distance away from another object (if i remember correctly been a while since i read brief history of time) therefore i would summise that its more like IRC type of setup with multiple servers (galaxies?)that in essence are all interconnected through the same network

Under there of course!

Hey, are you insinuating that Rand McNally's Legal Counsel Ms. Ann Bulance Chaser is a figment of my imagination????

Nah. I got through the azotemic psychosis during the early stages of my syphilis. It's fully schizoaffective now.

Dark matter = Bawls.

Aren't you considered a genius if you use 10%+?


Yes, we are... too bad there are too few of us

Aren't you considered a genius if you use 10%+?


Yes, we are... too bad there are too few of us

I wonder what kind of load temps we would get if we used 100%? Right now we are 98.6°F/37°C at basically an idle state.

What happens is that we are not prepared for it... we do not have the adequate coolers. That's why we feel so bad when we overheat, and we call it a fever... that's actually is just our mighty brains trying to go over 10%.

So, if you think too much, you'll overheat and have a fever... then your entire body slows down (aka throttling). Exactly like a PC does.

Trying screwing a few pounds of copper to your head, and you'll never have a fever again, and you'll be smarter.