Thankx for the NO HELP!!!

Thankx guys for no help whatsoever. I know i can take ddr400 ram up to 3 gigs but does it matter with certain RAM companies and comptability?

Take a look here:
http://www.ocztechnology.com/pn/OCZ4001024V3.html

i like how you asked a question right after you piss people off. Thats good!

LOL 8)

You can, but before you do take your motherboard and let it sit in the sink
overnight in some warm, not cold, soapy water. After a good 10 to 12 hour
soak CAREFULLY put a small amount of 3 in 1 oil in each slot and light it.

Use adult supervision.

The slots must be 100% clean or you'll ruin the board.

why not bake your own ram, it will work just as well, you will need:

* 110g/4 ozs. rye flour
* 110g/4 ozs. of fine oatmeal
* 50g/2 ozs. 100% wholewheat bread flour
* 400g/14 ozs. unbleached strong white bread flour
* 25g/1 oz. butter, flaked
* 2 flat teaspoons sea salt
* 425mls/15 fl. ozs. cold water
* 15g/½ oz. fresh yeast

remember the better the flour the lower the latencies, for DDR 2 use organic ingredients.

Tasty

yep sure does, if you stuck the wrong kind in then you need to reset the memory bios.

If I remember correctly you do this by disconnecting the power cord, take out the old memory and place a nickel in the memory slot.

Well I think it's a nickel? If that doesn't fit it's probably 2 dimes stuck together.

Once you have the nickel or dimes stuck in the memory slots have the power switch on the power supply in the off position and plug the cord back in.

Now flip the switch to the power supply and then the power button on the PC very quickly on and then off.

That will reset the memory bios and then you can stick the right memory in and you're set.

To insure that this method is working, when the power is on it is common practise to lick the coins (please ensure that you are properly earthed when doing this) if you don't feel anything get a large bowl that you can stand in, fill it with water and drop the power cord in that, (please make sure it is turned on) this will test if the power supply is powerful enough.

thanks for no help eh

your welcome

Compatability is never an issue when you are building a computer, don't worry. If you do encounter a situation where a component will not fit where you want it to, don't worry. Show those components whose boss by applying a nearby jackhammer.

As for your stupid question:
RAM runs best when lubricated. To acheive the extra speed of lubricated memory, soak your RAM in kerosene overnight before inserting into the motherboard.

As for a power supply:
I suggest you purchase the PowMax 550W PSU at the following link.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Prod [...] 6817163028

A quote from one of the reviews of the above PSU:
Cons: on the 4th week it set on fire in my case when i was playing BF2 then it started to set my computer on fire so i ripped it out threw it out my window and ran it over with my car.

Good luck with upgrading!

Lol that's pretty good.

Hey Fungalberry!! You forgot to tell him to sit the RAM out in the sun to dry out before putting it back in???

Compatability is never an issue when you are building a computer, don't worry. If you do encounter a situation where a component will not fit where you want it to, don't worry. Show those components whose boss by applying a nearby jackhammer.

As for your stupid question:
RAM runs best when lubricated. To acheive the extra speed of lubricated memory, soak your RAM in kerosene overnight before inserting into the motherboard.

As for a power supply:
I suggest you purchase the PowMax 550W PSU at the following link.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Prod [...] 6817163028

A quote from one of the reviews of the above PSU:
Cons: on the 4th week it set on fire in my case when i was playing BF2 then it started to set my computer on fire so i ripped it out threw it out my window and ran it over with my car.

Good luck with upgrading!


This is a great thread; almost as funny as the "very old computer working". Oatmeal RAM- it tastes better as DDR2667 . So I won't cook my DDR400.

Contrary to popular belief, sesame seeds are not used in ECC RAM. For this you must add one can of finely minced sardines. Orangutan can serve as a substitute.

I thought it was poppy seeds for ECC.

cunny funt

i started that topic -.-

Au contraire, my friend. Oil makes an excellent thermal grease. Get some potatoes, olive oil, and a Pentium 4 Prescott, and have French fries! Or use that same Prescott to defrost frozen fish. Or use it to heat your house to save money on your heating bill.

Try breaking the RAM in half, then placing the pieces in the PCI slots. That way, you can have an external interface to your RAM. If that doesn't work, buy a watermelon and a My Chemical Romance CD (or download it and burn it yourself), eat the CD, and shove the watermelon through an 80mm fan while the computer is running.

I think he better tries lemons, since they have an acid juice, it could provide enhanced conductivity and may actually work faster! xD

BTW, if you do that, please post the pics of the fireworks, I guess they should be somewhere close to 4th of July!xD

[EDIT] Look what I found, apparently, black powder isn't a very good thermal grease component!

http://video.google.com/videoplay? [...] ng&pl=true

I'm thinking zucchini would be perfect. Potatos would be best if it's a high rpm fan. Trout should not be used.

Oh, come on...everyone's doing it...

depending how you slice your potatoes, you either get French fries, or chips.

Damn, 'a think there's a connection...?

lol why help him? if you look at all the other posts he has started he HAS RECIEVED help.

Mitch im sure i always just get square or rectangle potatoes.

It's like the Terminator: it gets much worse over time yet it always comes back.