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I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
photo.What do I need?

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A mirror?

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Joan

"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
>

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?

Devine inspiration.

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2 possible answers.

1. Faith

2. A 360 view attachment...God is everywhere.

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You could use the self timer function on the camera.

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Joan

"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
>

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On 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
> digital photo.What do I need?

1. Gullibility

2. The simplest, lowest resolution P&S you can find. Preferably
with a poor lens that has halo producing aberration and bad bokeh.
Everyone knows that high resolution, complex DSLRs are only useful
for capturing Lucifer (the devil is in the details).

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ASAAR wrote:
> On 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>
> > I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
> > digital photo.What do I need?

I would say stand in front of a speeding freight train, but your high
resolution camera would get smashed.(And I doubt that you could take it
with you anyway). :-)

Darren Harris
Staten Island, New York.

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I think the Republican National Committee can send you one that is
autographed.

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Today ASAAR spoke these views with conviction for everyone's
edification:

[snip]
> Everyone knows that high
> resolution, complex DSLRs are only useful for capturing
> Lucifer (the devil is in the details).

good one!

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Today Gerry Lintonice spoke these views with conviction for
everyone's edification:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
> digital photo.What do I need?
>

If you have to ask, you will never know.

But for a simple example, boogie down to New Orleans with your
camera and take pictures of everything you see. Here is a place
where formerly 458,000 people lived and where you'd have
expected 10,000 or maybe 20,000 people to have died, but the
number is nearer to 1,000 many of whom expired from starvation
and thirst, and not the winds, storm surge or resultant
flooding. If that's not a picture of God, I don't know what is.
The only thing is, he may look like George Burns, right?

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?

Quite seriously all you will need is one digital camera and one God, start
snapping. The camera I can help you with but for your God you will have to
supply the goods.

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That's why I suggested a mirror, Pete.

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Joan

"Pete D" <no@email.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:1127465581.145355.231730@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
>> photo.What do I need?
>
> Quite seriously all you will need is one digital camera and one God, start
> snapping. The camera I can help you with but for your God you will have to
> supply the goods.
>

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On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
Sorry but I'm not letting you in:-)
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
>

a brain transplant??

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go to "Palestine".
go up a real tall mountain(where the air is thinner btw).
do not eat or drink for 3 days.
smoke some weed and eat funny mushrooms...
....and soon enough you will see *od.
in fact, he will be talking to you.
when you come down, make sure to pronounce yourself the
one and only true messiah, *od's messenger on earth.
just as Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, and all the rest of them did.

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Not sure how to prove existence of God photographically rather than
metaphysically, but go to the thread "dark 'outline' around image?" as
they may have the ability to get photographic evidence of demonic
possession with their Rebel 300!

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ASAAR,
I love it, "The devil is in the details" LOL
Paul


ASAAR wrote:
> On 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>
>
>>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
>>digital photo.What do I need?
>
>
> 1. Gullibility
>
> 2. The simplest, lowest resolution P&S you can find. Preferably
> with a poor lens that has halo producing aberration and bad bokeh.
> Everyone knows that high resolution, complex DSLRs are only u