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VIDEO: Kinect to Hit November, Looks Exhausting

- By - Source : Tom's Guide US

We know a little bit of what Kinect is like but Microsoft's event isn't for another hour so we still have a little bit of time before the 'all is revealed' moment.

However, this video of Parade Magazine's A.J. Jacobs trying out Kinect with his family shows us that this new peripheral is a work out and a half. And, as you can imagine, the potential for injuries is just astronomical. Jacobs manages to smack his own son, aged 3, in the face while "windmilling his arms." They were playing an obstacle course game where you have to dart under trees and jump over logs and Zane got a little close. Zane cried and apparently the Microsoft reps looked like they might cry, too. Luckily, things got back on tract very quickly and Jacobs gave the peripheral a glowing preview. That said, we just can't stop picturing the same scenario with bigger, drunker people. I see lots of broken lamps in our collective future.

Check out the video of the demos below.

Parade Magazine Writer Gets into the Game

As a side note, does the lady in the video remind anyone else of Elaine's dance in Seinfeld?

Elaine's Dance

[UPDATE] Microsoft has confirmed that Kinect will be launching this November. No price just yet but we imagine the well-timed launch will secure the device a place on many Christmas lists.

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sliem 06/14/2010 7:10 PM
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Nutsos, lol.

TomD_1 06/14/2010 7:14 PM
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It doesn't look like there was any skill needed at all in that game, just frantic arm waving

dj1001 06/14/2010 7:14 PM
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and thats why you don't smoke crack.

awood28211 06/14/2010 7:27 PM
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Every user demo of this seems to be just frantic flailing. Is there a demo where they aren't smacking balls into a wall? I wanna see MW2 or Gears2 played on it.

tayb 06/14/2010 7:30 PM
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It's the same freaking demo they showed over a year ago. If they don't have something more in depth to show today they should just abandon the project because not too many people are going to spend $150 just to play crap like this. I know I won't be.

dogofwars 06/14/2010 7:36 PM
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In the end you might just see this thing working in rehabilitation center. I don't want to use that and look like a complete retard.

chunkymonster 06/14/2010 7:38 PM
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What was the point of the game and how does having an epileptic seizure make it fun?

awood28211 06/14/2010 7:49 PM
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I want the Milo demo to become "real".

DM0407 06/14/2010 7:52 PM
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Micheal J Fox would be EPIC at this.

decepticon 06/14/2010 7:56 PM
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How about a video of it in action and not of the retarded people playing. From the split second the screen was in view, it looked as if the tracking was sporadic....then again there were 4 people waving their arms around like lunatics.

I certainly won't be spending the same amount of money on a peripheral as I did on the system itself. I think I'm getting deja vu....HD-DVD player add-on anyone?

td854 06/14/2010 7:56 PM
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The word "impractical" comes to mind...

polly the parrot 06/14/2010 8:00 PM
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That looks so retarded....

jimslaid2 06/14/2010 8:24 PM
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Natal Porno. Yeah! I mean Kinect Porno. Yeah!

Gin Fushicho 06/14/2010 8:32 PM
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ummmnn... 4 people.. waving frantically, and about a second of what's on the screen, looked... boring.

miloo 06/14/2010 8:44 PM
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Nice job guys ~ those guys look so R-tard. LOL
i don't really see how fun is this ~

thegreathuntingdolphin 06/14/2010 8:46 PM
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Wow...that looked kinda lame. At the end it looked like the writer guy was starting to actually try, but it was so hard to tell what was going on with all the people flailing their arms around.

There is so much potential here it is crazy, yet all we seem to see is people flailing about.

nevertell 06/14/2010 8:56 PM
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Needs a bigger screen to be played on to be enjoyable imho. And a game that doesn't need you flaping your arms around like a twat.

awood28211 06/14/2010 9:05 PM
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My honest interpretation: The "demo" appears to have no grip on what people are wanting to see. They are showing us the wrong thing. They want to say "hey, look, see these people using Kinect and how much fun they are having!" Which is true, the people do look like they are having fun at whatever it is they are trying to do... But from the outside looking in, it appears they aren't doing anything much useful. There appears to be no skill involved in what they are doing and in fact, the adults appears to just flail hoping to meet the objective and the children just appear to mimic the adults. I have to ask, how fun is that tomorrow? Remembering back to my days of purchasing a webcam, it came with software much like what we see in this demo. It was sort of like handball but you held up your hand or an object (a pencil, stick or whatever) where the cam could "see" it and you "hit" the ball as it approached the screen from some distant blank wall. I remember taking my hand and moving it violently in front of the screen and successfully hitting the ball each time it approached. Did I have fun? For about 5 minutes. Did I play the game after those 5 minutes? Not even once.

What the demo should have shown is something that's skill related and requires a little bit of talent. Boxing comes to mind. Ducking jabs, landing a right hook, moving around the room and timing your attacks. That would have held so much more value in a demonstration.

If they really wanted to include multiple people playing at once then a demo that showed something similar to Halo where one person could drive a vehicle and the other would man a gun turret on top. An added effect would be leaning your body (as the gunner) to deter the "inertia" of the turns. Lean into the turn to keep your gun aimed in the right direction just like you'd have to do in reality. Your body pushed to one side or the other doesn't offer very reliable aim.

Overall, add skill and movement that appears to be actually playing a game and remove the "look at me spazzing in front of the motion sensor" effect just to say "look at these people having a good time."

redgarl 06/14/2010 9:14 PM
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Phhh... so that's so much better than the wii...

descendency 06/14/2010 9:35 PM
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Stephen Hawking probably isn't too happy that he can't play with kinect.

AndrewCutter 06/14/2010 9:53 PM
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well for one i am willing to give it a chance. There might be no developers making a game for this right now. They might be on the ropes. So if no games come out by 2013 for this(that is if developtment for AAA games start with natal as the primary interaction device) then ill agree that this is fail. I hope somone makes kickass game for this. But im interested in that kinect vieo though. if i can use it with my msn.
But even i agree that the coference was dumb.

Anonymous 06/14/2010 10:30 PM
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Yes, this looks retarded... But imagine playing CoD on it :O No idea how, but that WOULD be cool, eh? :O

gnice3d 06/14/2010 11:01 PM
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Mind blowing example of people looking idiots. It's like the Matrix for dim-witted people,lol.... They should put that bonehead Ballmer in front of it so we can watch him finally have a heart-attack!

boosterfire 06/14/2010 11:49 PM
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Right, so, a couple of guesses that we can now make about Kinect:

1. You'll either break everything in your living room, or will require a warehouse sized room to play it.
2. You'll look like a perfect idiot (especially the whole mimicking a gun, or steering wheel part).
3. Odds are, apart from breaking your house, you'll also break yourself, or a member of your family.

DM0407 06/15/2010 12:25 PM
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I'd say its going to be difficult to get market penetration and no one will waste resources developing for this. The 360 is already in the later phases of life.

TheDuke 06/15/2010 12:49 PM
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can't wait for the exercise games

stevo777 06/15/2010 1:49 AM
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Assuming MS will be recording what the cameras see, I hope to hack into their servers some day and retrieve the vids for future extortion from all the dorkyness that undoubtably will transpire.

What Mr. Pink? You are running for congress? I'm sure the public would be interested to see these particular videos:)

mlopinto2k1 06/15/2010 2:25 AM
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OMG... this is hilarious. It was after the first video played - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slR [...] r_embedded

kartu 06/15/2010 12:55 PM
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It's hard to believe that crap like this made it SO far.

Horhe 06/15/2010 2:05 PM
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Horhe 06/15/2010 2:05 PM
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