Neuticles
Contents
- 1. Dog-powered Recumbent Tricycle
- 2. Bubble Silver Pet Bed:
- 3. Cat Mate Elite Super-Selective Cat Door
- 4. Remote Pet Feeding and Viewing Camera Kit
- 5. Good Pet Stuff Hidden Cat Litter Box
- 6. The Buddy System Hands-free Leash System
- 7. Talking Dog Collar
- 8. Garmin Astro Dog Tracking System Combination Unit
- 9. Doggles
- 10. Pet Peek
15. Neuticles
Out of every dozen pet owners who heed the call of Bob Barker and clips a pet’s cojones, there is at least one person who feels guilty for cutting off his or her pet’s manhood. And for those guys, there are Neuticles ($109-$449) – “natural-feeling” testicular implants for pets. Yes, your pet can feel like nothing ever changed … all you have to do is pay a few hundred dollars to implant polypropylene jellybeans into his scrotum. Bonus: you can pay more to upgrade to silicone. Neuticles come in several sizes, so please don’t cheat – don’t buy Rottweiler-sized implants to put into your jilted Chihuahua. Nobody needs to see that.
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N.. N... Neuticles!
Now I know what to send my brother for Christmas.
Am I the only one that thought it said 'Pot-Friendly Tech Gifts'?
Hamster obesity epidemic, lol. Turn off the TV and stop feeding them those "yogurt treats".
Imagine being the poor cat that gets left inside with that electronic door. Every time it sees another cat go through it's going to try, and get rejected. Talk about emotional problems.
After installing the door it won't work. I called for support and they said you have to get the disk within less than one inch from the door to trigger the release. That is a physiological impossibly. It would require that the cat take the disk with his paw and put it within one inch of the door. Unfortunately he has no thumbs. Can anyone help?