Need new laptop

1. What is your budget?

2. What is the size of the notebook that you are considering?

-------------- larger than 17in

3. What screen resolution do you want?

----------- 4k plus

4. Do you need a portable or desktop replacement laptop?

------- portable laptop but faster then a desktop

5. How much battery life do you need?

------------ as much as possible

6. Do you want to play games with your laptop? If so then please list the games that you want to
with the settings that you want for these games. (Low,Medium or High)?

Watchdogs 2 maxed

Gta V maxed (plus mods)

mass effect 3 maxed

Arma 3 maxed

minecraft maxed

7. What other tasks do you want to do with your laptop? (Photo/Video editing, Etc.)

3d rendering (3ds max / inventor)

Keyshot 6

lumion 7

sony vegas

adobe photoshop/after effects

and multiple porn websites videos open

8. How much storage (Hard Drive capacity) do you need?

more then 4tb

9. If you are considering specific sites to buy from, please post their links.

anywhere except online

10. How long do you want to keep your laptop?

10 years atleast

11. What kind of Optical drive do you need? DVD ROM/Writer,Bluray ROM/Writer,Etc ?

lightscribe

12. Please tell us about the brands that you prefer to buy from them and the brands that you don't like and explain the reasons.

Apple

13. What country do you live in?

Im not sure

14. Please tell us any additional information if needed.

I was just joking, but if you find a laptop without the ridiculous requirements (ex: apple, porn, online sites, 10years atleast, lightsribe ) i'll take a look at it